January 2010
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Listenalready g0ne by kelly clarkson mah fav song at...
Jan 31st
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WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I’d rather have the money. HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE : How did you get...
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